B-MONEY
SIGN Scorpio
FAVORITE EMO JAM
Sunny Day - "Every Shining Time You Arrive"
FAVORITE HIP-HOP JAM
Wu Tang Clan - "Cream"
FAVORITE EMO HIP-HOP JAM
Sensitivity Boosters - "Melancholy Memories"
If you wanna get with this, you wanna get literate,
then you better start bein' more considerate
B Money spends most of his days in emo strife, searching for his emo wife.
Ladies, you interested? Send
him a a photo with your info if you gots it. If you're sick, B Money's
gonna take care of ya. B Sensitive Money. B Money likes it when the good
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EMO C
SIGN Cancer
FAVORITE EMO JAM
Mineral - "For Ivadel"
FAVORITE HIP-HOP JAM
Wu Tang Clan - "Triumph"
FAVORITE EMO HIP-HOP JAM
Sensitivity Boosters - "Olde Dayz"
Hey everyone, can we all go out for coffee or
something tonight?
Emo C isn't your typical emo gangster, the hoods of Seattle left him tough
as emo bracelet leather. Twice when he was younger, his heart was broken
when the girls of Poynter Middle School shunned him. Emo C then decided
that a life of Emo Hip-Hop stardom was the way to go. Emo C ain't afraid
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G-MO
SIGN Saggitarius
FAVORITE EMO JAM
Sunny Day - "Grendel"
FAVORITE HIP-HOP JAM
Ol' Dirty Bastard- "Hippa to da Hoppa"
FAVORITE EMO HIP-HOP JAM
Sensitivity Boosters - "Think of the hoes"
G-MO STYLE LIVES ON.. FOREVER
G-MO spends most of his time thinkin' about lost ladiez while sip sip
sippin' on that shi! That shi being Crown Royal dawg. However, G-MO mainly
wants to be known for his unique combination of Lugz brand athletic shoes,
Diesel Jeans, and brand-new throwback Puma jackets. Work hard, spend hard.
G-MO likes it when you buy him sweater vests. G-MO has been known to disappear
for long periods of time. Brother is up in all sorts of entanglements
with the deep southhsiderz.
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DRRTY BYL
SIGN Cancer
FAVORITE EMO JAM
Promise Ring - "Red&Blue Jeans"
FAVORITE HIP-HOP JAM
Thrillville - "You can neva eva(chill on my level)"
FAVORITE EMO HIP-HOP JAM
Sensitivity Boosters - "Wallet Money"
COMIN' TO MY TOWN,
COMIN' TO MY F()CKIN' HOOD
Drrty Byl started out singin' R&Beautiful tracks in the fourth grade,
til' the kids from Mercer Island made fun of his beautiful voice. In his
fits of prolific fury, Byl can upset some parental ears. Growin' up in
Sea-Town was rough, especially right next to Kobe
Terrace Park. Byl ain't afraid to rap about the issues, yo. |
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MIK-MAK
SIGN Virgo
FAVORITE EMO JAM
Feelin Left Out - "Spilled Milk"
FAVORITE HIP-HOP JAM
EPMD - "U Gotz 2 Chill"
FAVORITE EMO HIP-HOP JAM
Sensitivity Boosters - "Peep Game"
Kick down the front door!
Mik-mak is one smooth-ass rappist. His tales are prolific, not to mention
pertinent. Boy's got persuasive power like a Smith & Wesson. Fans in Europe love Mik-Mak
about as much as Germans love David Hasselhoff. In fact, some of Mak's fans
in The Netherlands love him so much that they opened a thrift store to support
his views on recycling. Mik-Mak, whose parents are both Native American Indians of the
mik-mak tribe, moved down to Seattle
during the mid-seventies due to pollution near the reservation. |
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SLOPPY SEKONDS
SIGN Aries
FAVORITE EMO JAM
Indian Summer - "Angry Son"
FAVORITE HIP-HOP JAM
Juvenile - "Back That Ass Up"
FAVORITE EMO HIP-HOP JAM
Sensitivity Boosters - "EMOTOPIA"
Just like the man with the eggs in the pan it'll
mess up your brain
Sloppy Sekonds is an agile lyricist when he wants to be, but instead spends
most of his time working as the SB Bethoveen de beat -- boy's got madd
hardcore production skills, ya hur? Sloppy's interest in beats dates back
to the dayz when his mother would leave him at the playground in the rain:
pitter patter, pitter patter.
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M-DAWG
SIGN ?
FAVORITE EMO JAM
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FAVORITE HIP-HOP JAM
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FAVORITE EMO HIP-HOP JAM
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M-DAWG is like that magical beat genie that fell out of the sky one day,
granting all sorts of Emo Hip-Hop wishes only to vanish moments later,
never to be seen again. It is said the he lives atop a mountain in Virginia.
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